YOUR JOKES


Yes folks I finally got around to putting up some of the jokes that people have e-mailed me. There are more & they will be added... Sometime...



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ZAIL SINGH LEARNS PSYCHOLOGY
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Once Rajiv Gandhi was reading a book and Zail Singh happened to visit
him...
Zail Singh:What is that book about?
Rajiv Gandhi:forget it.it's beyond u.
ZS:no please tell me...
RG:ok it's about human psychology
ZS:whats that???????
Rg:see i told u to forget!!
ZS:no please explain to me.....
RG:ok it's like this ....Do u have a fishtank at home?
ZS:yes
RG:who feeds the fish in it?
ZS:my son
RG:now i know that you're married!
ZS:wow great yaar!!
ZS very impressed goes to Buta Singh
ZS:today i learnt something about human Psychology!!
Buta Singh:wow what is that!!
ZS:forget it it's beyond u!
BS:no please expain to me....
ZS:ok....Do u have a fish tank?
BS:no..
ZS:then you're a homo!!!


HAHAHAHA



From Aabid
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Another Sardarji Joke
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A sardar walking on the street, suddenly notices a banana peel on his
way. imagine what the sardar tells himself......

"Sala aaj bki girna padega"


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Pres. Zail Singh buys some common sense
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This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock stucks 12:00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them common sense.


Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give him some
suggestions. The secretary adviced him to go to Japan, since quality is
guaranteed.


The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he can get common
sense.


The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop in Japan
that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since
birth. And that one should know how to make use of it. Mr. Zail Singh
asked him to explain in detail.


He started explaining by giving an example. The example was that there
are 4 members in his family, his wife, his son, and his daughter. He then
asked Mr. Zail Singh to guess the fourth members of the family. Mr. Zail
Singh said, "How am i supposed to know who is the forth member in your
family". The driver said, "fool, its me"


Mr. Zail then understood and said,"oh! is this what common sense is?,
Indian sardars are fools and stupid, this is so easy"


The next day he goes back to India and announces all sardars to get
together for a mass sardar lunch. He starts explaining with the same
example. He says," there are 4 members in my family, my son, my daughter,
and my wife, guess who is the fourth one?". All sardars shouted, "We
don't know".


he then yells at them,"You fools, stupid, good for nothing. It is so
simple, the fourth member of the family is that taxi driver"



From:Amit Hira
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This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her
son at school ...
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Pyaarey Puttar,


Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I
know you can't read fast. We don't live where we
did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to
give you the address as the last sardar who stayed
in this house took the numbers with them for their
next house, so they wouldnt have to change their
address.


This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week
I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I
HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.


THE weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first it rained for three days and the
second time for four days. The coat you wanted me
to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.

We got another bill from the funeral home. It said
that if we don't make the last payment on
GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your
sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out
whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether
you are an aunt or uncle!


Your uncle jatindar fell into a whiskey vat. Some
men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for
3 days.


Three of your friends went off the bridge in a
pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two
were in the back. the driver got out, he rolled down
the window and swam to safety. the other 2 friends
drowned because they couldn't get the gate down.


there isn't much more news at this time. nothing
much has happened.


love, mom

p.s. i was going to send you some money, but the
envelope was already sealed.